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* There is EVIL in the air as the camera takes focus on the new guy in the ring showing him bigger than life on the Titan Tron.
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* Sidewinder is singing a familiar tune...
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Sidewinder: ♪♫♪ "I'm not scared of nothin' at all!" ♪♫♪
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* Ring spotlights dim... Leaving just one lonely spotlight aimed at Sidewinder in the middle of the ring.
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Sidewinder: "Do I have your attention, yet?"
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* Now the Titan Tron shows a video of zombies attacking helpless wrestling fans as they stand in line to buy tickets.
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Sidewinder: "This behavior can not be tolerated!!! Evil must not be allowed to run rampant! I will not allow evil to attack our fans. I will put an end to evil in the XFWA."
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Mysterious voice: "How can I believe you? I want proof!"
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Sidewinder: "Evil is going in the wrong direction! I'm here to help cure the disease! We will win this war and put Evil in it's place... You are either with me or against me... Let your soul be your conscious. I will win this fight! I will win this war!"
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Mysterious voice: "You talk the talk... But can you walk the walk?"
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Sidewinder: "How about this for 'walking the walk'? Bring on the evil and I'll power through them one by one, gauntlet style. You can count the bodies when I'm through, 'Mystery Man'!"
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Mysterious voice: "You tell a good story. But you need singing lessons."
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* The final spotlight dims.
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