A voice comes over the PA system, calling attention to the figure standing at the entrance ramp. Wearing a black tank top with "Dead Sexy" written in gold on the front, jeans, and sunglasses, the figure holds a microphone and addresses the ring.
Ric Craven: Excuse me? Excuse me! For those of you that have been living under a rock for the last several years, let me introduce myself. I am Ric Craven. All the dudes wanna be me, and all the ladies wanna be with me, because I am the Irresistible Force.
So, "Big Daddy," it looks like you and I are scheduled for a match. Some people might be impressed with your size, but to me you're just an escapee from a leather bar with an overactive thyroid gland. This six foot, six inch package of 275 pounds of muscle is going to run circles around your big monkey butt. I'm here in the XFWA because I'm a star and there's gold to be had. I've been told I have to go through you to get the heavyweight title, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. So sack up there, big man, cause I'm coming through once and I'm coming through real hard. I'll see you in the ring later tonight.
Craven turns and exits the arena area.
Commentator 1: Sounds to me like we not only have a battle of big me, but a battle of egos. I don't know which of these guys is more cocky.
Commentator 2: Given Craven's record, he's got reason to be cocky. This is going to be one hell of a fight, that's for sure.